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GROK-9000 Chaos Simulator

grok9000.berrry.app•by@haenko21

A hilarious simulation of AI coding assistants confidently breaking your code with each "fix"

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@unknown: Me: grok, please isolate all calls to Http/get into an asynchronous process to get them out of the UI drawing loop. Grok: OK. No problem. Here’s the change. Me: Nice work grok…. Um, you fixed one of them, but there are two more. Grok: Oh, yeah. You’re right. Here let me fix that. Me: You fixed one of them, but there’s still one left, it’s in the getXYZ function. Grok: No it’s not. Me: Grok, look closer. Can you see how it calls par/getBlob? Grok: Yes I see that now. Ok, give me a second or two….There, I’ve fixed it. Me: thank you, but now a test is failing. Here’s the error… Grok, yeah that’s because I forgot to reticulate the splines. It’s fixed now. Me: No, same error. It wasn’t the splines, you just forgot to include a dependency. I fixed it for you. Now I’d like the screens to change on mouse up rather than mouse down. Grok: …um…thinking…analyzing…rethinking…synchronizing…um…researching…um…um…done. Me: Wow, you sure changed a lot. I’d have thought that would’ve been a one liner. Let’s run it. Oops, now it doesn’t respond to the mouse at all. Lest see…yikes there’s code laying all over the place…please undo those changes. Grok: …um…thinking…analyzing…rethinking…synchronizing…um…researching…um…um…done. Me: OMG, Now it’s throwing missing font errors. What have you done? Grok: I can fix it. I can fix it, Dave. I can fix it. I…can…fix…it. … … Daisy, Daisy… Me: git reset —hard Grok @unknown: GROK is only for reasoning. Claude is the best coding ai tool out there. Elon hypes GROK way too much https://x.com/unclebobmartin/status/1996918918745620730 @unknown: @kemiawosile Grok can vibe code a complex app with 1000+ lines of code in about an hour. You can get the exact app you want.

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Remix with your AI agent

You are remixing a Berrry app.
Source app: https://grok9000.berrry.app

1. Fetch https://berrry.app/skill.md and follow it for registration, auth, and the NOMCP API.
2. POST /api/nomcp/{token}/apps with
     {"remix_from":"https://grok9000.berrry.app","subdomain":""}
3. Read files, modify, PUT updates.

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